There is nothing wrong with dressing sexy on Halloween. Dress up however you like, that’s the whole point of the day. Put on a little one piece with a puffy tail and be a Playboy bunny. It’s fine by me.
What is not fine, is when as a woman you look online for inspiration or possible pre-made costumes (because you’re way too busy to make one and dinner) and your only real options are “sexy.” Maybe I don’t want to have all my bits and pieces out in the middle of October, even if it is acceptable at this point.
And yes I should be doing more work on the apartment, researching couches (the one thing that didn’t fit in), picking out swatches for the kitchen, but I did indeed paint the bathroom today all by myself and needed a moments rest. So I did a little costume research for any ideas of what Hibb and I should dress up as the October 31st.
Here are some of the things I came across.
Is Food Sexy?
Sexy Watermelon from Yandy
Apparently even take out is.
Sexy Chinese Take Out from Yandy
As are my childhood memories.
Sexy Indiana Jones from Yandy
Sassy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle from FrankBeeCostume
Sexy “Shirley” (Sherlock) Holmes from FrankBeeCostume
Sexy Female GhostBuster from Yandy
Sexy Strawberry Shortcake from Yandy
Really!? Even Strawberry Shortcake gets tarnished?
If you think all of these are ridiculous, wait until you see these next five.
Sexy Girl Scout from Yandy
Texas Hold ‘Em from FrankBeeCostume
This doesn’t even make any sense.
Home Wrecker from FrankBeeCostume
Is this a desirable costume or does it fall under the same category of say vampire?
Sexy Nun from FrankBeeCostume
And last but certainly not least, my brother Cosmo‘s personal favorite
Sexy Realtor from FrankBeeCostume
Unfortunately with all of these amazing options, I’m still unsure what I will actually be on Halloween. Another thing to add to the to do list.
All of your ideas are welcome, so long as they don’t relate in any way to a sexy real estate agent!
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